Listing 1: Great Wife: Do you love me?
Husband: Yap.
Great Wife: What is "yap", what is your sense?
Husband: Love!
Great Wife: Who do you love?
Husband: You!
Great Wife: No! You better make that clear.
Husband: Okay.
Great Wife: Hurry, tell soon! If you do not say today, do not think of sleep tonight.
Husband: I love you ...
Great Wife: This is what you said willingly. I do not have the strength!
Quote 2:
Great Wife: Dear, please come here! Look at this window, the husband of the woman to help massage. You better watch carefully and learn hard!
Quote 3:
Great Wife: Dear, eat the apple.
Husband: Thank you, I do not want it, you eat it.
Great Wife: Oh, I eat only one good, one rotten.
Listing 4:
Great Wife: I have no clothes to wear. This one I bought last week was not suitable. I did not even wear one for the walk. Twenty-through clothing, none of them suit me at all.
Listing 5:
Great Wife: I'm cold.
Husband: You must put on my jacket.
Great Wife: No
Husband: But you get a cold.
Great Wife: Why do not you kiss me?
Listing 6:
Great Wife: What are you doing now?
Husband: Nothing.
Great Wife: Do you feel bored?
Husband: Yap! very annoying.
Great Wife: I'm too boring. Why do not we give birth to a child to play for fun.
Listing 7:
Husband: When you marry, you like my intelligence or character?
Great Wife: What I like is this kind of good humor that you have now.
Listing 8:
Great Wife: This dish is delicious, you have good taste.
Husband: Yap! Nice.
Great Wife: So, tomorrow, you continue to cook.
Listing 9:
Great Wife: Do you like the dish I cooked today?
Husband: Yap, very pleasant to eat!
Great Wife: So, you wash all the bowls now.
Quote No. 10:
Great Wife: I do not want to play. You're cheating! You promised to let me win the failures of today.
Quote No. 11:
Great Wife: Do you know why I wipe the cream of the cake on your face? Because you have won this game of chess! Say, the next you win or lose?
Listing 12:
Great Wife: Our child is bullying children in the neighborhood again, what you say? ... Forget it, it's not too late to think about after our child was born.
Quote No. 13:
Great Wife: Why do I paint a bag for you and you cut the apple for me?
Mari: Then I brush my place and you cut the apple yourself.
Great Wife: So every day I'm cooking myself and you cook your own, okay? But, wait .... it seems that something is wrong between us!
Listing 14:
Great Wife: I spent a lot of money today. All my money is gone ...
Husband: Oh, it's my money!
Great Wife: No, your money is my money and my money is still my money!
Listing 15:
Great Wife: Am I gaining weight, my dear?
Husband: No!
Great Wife: No? You're watching carefully. Here, here, I obviously had bold.
Husband: I do not feel it.
Great Wife: You're bluffing! Am I fat or not, for example?
Mari: Well, okay, you are fat ...
Great Wife: What? What did you say?
Husband: Fat ... oh .... stop pinching myself ...
Great Wife: You'd better understanding.
Husband: You're still thin.
Great Wife: Aha, that's right!
Listing 17:
Great Wife: Back home now. You go ahead.
Husband: What would you say?
Great Wife: I'll go back and you pull me up the stairs!
Listing 18:
Great Wife: my turn to go forward.
Husband: Oh, good.
Great Wife: This time you push me down the stairs!
Life is fun. Especially if you're married to a woman so much ...
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