(Satire Immigration) There is a big debate running in the U.S. regarding the advantages and disadvantages of immigration. The conservative movement in this country is against her and the liberal cult is for her. The main concern with immigration is the loss of American jobs by the newly arrived immigrants. And for once I am in total agreement with the Republicans. Immigration must be stopped at any cost, but I do not speak of Mexican workers. No, a greater concern of mine is the real threat to Americans. The arrival of David Beckham and Posh Spice, or as his friends call him, Twiggy. Yes, the Beckham arrived in America. The barbarians are no longer knocking on doors, they are in our castle walls. Our once peaceful country has been invaded by European agitators who are here to infiltrate our lifestyle and customs of our land with anal retentive British values. Of course, these people are not coming under the cover of darkness, sneaking their way into our country through a desert or a polluted river. They arrived here by air in first class and all of Hollywood through a big party for them to celebrate their arrival. When I saw the new Beckham to be hosted by Tom Cruise and his partner, I knew that this country was in serious trouble. I could not believe what I saw two strangers standing next to a man of a gay sex slave years and reproductive . And I saw it on network television, not in a seedy store coal when you expect to see such filth, but on television in prime time when a child could see a good Christian. I immediately reached for my Bible and locked all the doors of my house. I quickly turned on Fox News and saw that the terror alert was raised to red! Goddammit, we were defeated 4 Con! I prayed to Jesus for hours, asking him to give us the strength to prepare us for what was to come. And what was to come was a reality show on Posh Spice adjust our great United States. They gave him a TV whore, showing him a stranger, in a good light. If it does not embolden the enemy, I do not know what that is. I mean, give a stranger her own platform to show our impressionable children that it's OK to be different and we must respect the other, smaller countries customs. I do not think so. Put a liberal anorexic pop star foreign television and let her preach about how much better he is without God in countries like England, and marketing of the show to our children is a recipe for disaster. Is this country lost its mind? The Jews lost control of the media? And what is worse is that people are actually watching this perverted and this is the origin of our girls to eat even less. Yes, we are anorexic super skinny, but compared with England, we have at least one of the Olsen twins. But once we have seen anorexic Posh Spice, they will think they are fat again and start eating even less and more vomiting. And we can not have! Think about it, thousands of girls like Posh Spice, all having to stay indoors when the wind slightest wind for fear of being swept away. If we had immigration laws more stringent in America would not be a problem we would have to deal, at least until Nicole Richie was released from prison. But it is a problem we have to deal with and we must do now. And the only solution is to deport Spicegate David Beckham and Posh Spice. And for the record, it is not even that great of an athlete, soccer is not a sport and it sure as hell is not called football in this country. When David Beckham is a footballer called it stains the great thieves, armed robbers, dog fighters, and centrifuges steroids that made the football game that America as the theft of elections. He should be ashamed of himself. And Posh Spice is also remove the jobs. For years, the Olsen twins and Nicole Richie have been America's favorite anorexic, but no more. This honor was stolen by cancer abroad eating disorders. Posh Spice is like a cancer and all cancers can be eliminated is caught early. And that's what we have to do. Eliminate Beckham. I know that Beverly Hills was where they wanted to shack, but I'm sure we can find a little dog in the empty cages in Guantanamo Bay with all the other terrorists Bush bashing. And that is precisely what must be done. Drive the Beckham of Posh Home, no pun intended, kicking and screaming and locking them away in prison so they can never cast a dark cloud of unwanted foreign influence over this great nation fearing God we are proud to call home. By blocking up the Beckham we can not worry about our daughters and our famous anorexics do not eat. They may have their one Twinkie a day and enjoy it, do not have to fear to abandon it. And we can all sleep safely at night knowing that we and our loved ones are safe and the danger zone because the cancerous tumor called Beckham had been removed. Praise Jesus!